If I stop combing my hair,
And I stop shaving my face
Would you notice or care,
Would it just be a waste?
If I stop changing my clothes,
If I stop watching my weight
Yeah, how far do I got to go?
Just what do I got to say?

I'm the invisible man…
Everybody shakes my hand but you,
I'm the invisible man…
But the only body I want is you

I walk in slowly with grace,
I hit a couple home runs
I stand right up in your face,
But I don't block out the sun
So I go out on a limb,
I get all true blue and sincere,
But I don't show up on film
I can't be seen in a mirror

I'm the invisible man…
Everybody shakes my hand but you,
I'm the invisible man…
But the only body I want is you

Someone sneaks in ladies locker rooms,
Put on their trunks chalk full of jewels
I keep my hands where you can see them,
Any fool can see them,
Why can't you see them?
I know when I'm beat
I know when to stay down
You put floppy shoes on my feet,
And a big happy frown

I'm the invisible man…
Try and catch me, If you can
I'm right behind you, Here I am
Everybody shakes my hand but you,
I'm the invisible man…
But the only body I want is you