By David Allan Coe
DELIVER DE LETTER DE SOONER DE BETTER
THE UPSIDE DOWN STAMP MEANT THE KISSES WERE WETTER
ISYIMD, I'll SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS, HONEY
TS, TS, TSA, SWAK
XS AND OS WHO KNOWS WHAT ALL OF THAT MEANS?

PPDSPEMRMFOBT MUST HAVE TOOK
LOTS OF HOURS FOR YOU TO SEE
WHAT I WAS SAYING BACK THEN WHEN WE WERE STILL GREEN
PMPMDSOF'S NOT HARD AT ALL
PLEASE MR POST MAN DON'T STUMBLE OR FALL
I STILL REMEMBER WHAT MBDDFC MEANS

SDFSD WAS A TWISTER
SPRINKLED WITH POWDER AND PERFUME, MY SISTER TOOK
TWO DAYS TO FIGURE OUT SWEET DREAMS FOREVER SWEET DREAMS
SDFSD HAD HER SEEING DOUBLE
THE ENVELOPE LOOKED LIKE A GOOD CHINESE PUZZLE
YES I GOT THOSE LETTERS YOU WROTE ME WHEN WE WERE FIFTEEN