I'll be your chauffeur, drive you to a distant shore
Fill the tank with gas and dreams
The twinkle of stars shall be our semaphore
Guide us to that place, a better place
Then we shall stay in our Eden restored

I'll be your chauffeur, the go-ffeur who will fetch and carry you home
So curl up on this mobile sofa
I'll turn the key and let these four wheels roam
We'll take it at a steady pace or find a shooting star to chase
In a carriage made of leather, wood and chrome

I'll check the water, I'll take the wheel
I'll jump the red light
I'll check the water, I'll take the wheel
I'll jump the red light, if that's how you feel

I'll be your chauffeur, no diversion shall deter
I'll wear the uniform
The engine shall purr as if metal were fur

I'll be your chauffeur, no destination is too far
I'll turn the mileage over
The payment we shall disregard
And we will leave this place for another place
A ticker tape welcome awaits us in the stars

I'll check the water, I'll take the wheel
I'll jump a red light if that's how you feel

I'll be your chauffeur, yeah
I'll be your chauffeur, yeah
I'll be your chauffeur, yeah
I'll be your chauffeur, yeah