Sittin on the pot on Tuesday mornin
Readin bout the war in Lebanon
A car bomb killed 3 yankees in Rome
But I got a bigger problem and it's closer to home

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Oh fuck my shit stinks
Holy fuck'n moly my shit stinks
Argh fuck billy my shit stinks

Maybe there's something wrong with my diet
I had a case of beer and couple of tacos
You know I feel like Johnny Cash
Going down in that ring of burning fire

Well all my friends like heavy metal
But I've always been partial to polkas
While they're all playin their air guitars
I'm fartin along with the booming tubas