Greetings¡this is the secretary of war at the state department of the united states¡we have a problem the companies want something done about this sluggish world economic situation¡profits h
Een running a little thin lately and we need to stimulate some growth¡now we know there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming around in your country with nothing to do but stir up
Ble for the police and damage private property it doesn't look like they'll ever get a job¡it's about time we did something constructive with these people¡we've got thousands of 'em here too
're crawling all over¡
The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together¡ºand start another war¡the president? he loves the idea! all those missiles streaming overhead to and fro¡napalm¡peo
Unning down the road, skin on fire¡the soviets seem up for it¡the kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years hell, afghanistan's no fun¡so whadya say? ¡we don't even have to win thi
we just want to cut down on some of this excess population¡
Now look just start up a draft; draft as many of those people as you can we'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on, hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn how t
An automatic rifle and send 'em on their way¡libya? el salvador? how 'bout northern ireland? or a "moderately repressive regime" in south america? ¡we'll just cook up a good soviet t
Story in the middle east¡ºwe need that oil¡we had libya all ready to go and colonel khadafy's hit squad didn't even show up I tell ya¡that man is unreliable the kremlin had their fingers on
Button just like we did for that one¡
Now just think for a minute¡ºwe can make this war so big¡ºso big¡the more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper¡we can get rid of practically everybody on your dole que
We plan this right take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls¡now don't worry about demonstrations¡ºjust pump up your drug supply so many people have hooked themselves on hero
D amphetamines since we took over, it's just like vietnam we had everybody so busy with lsd they never got too strong kept the war functioning just fine¡
It's easy we've got our college kids so interested in beer they don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard, they wouldn't even know w
T looked like¡so how 'bout it? look¡ºwar is money the arms manufacturers tell me unless we get our bomb factories up to full production the whole economy is going to collapse¡the soviets are
E same boat we all agree the time has come for the big one, so whadya say? !? ¡that's excellent we knew you'd agree¡the companies will be very pleased