Well, I stood under your bedroom window
Throwing up a brick
No one came I threw one more
That really did the trick
Your daddy came and banged my head
He said what kind of man
Is this that`s hanging `round my girl
And threw me in the car

You`re a farmer`s daughter
You`re a farmer`s daughter
Why do I always get
The kinda girl I didn`t oughta get
I won`t get no more eggs and water
Now I`ve laid the farmer`s daughter

Imagine I was a full-grown man
And I could talk just right
Could I come and see you here
And do this every night
Wham! The door comes crashing down
Your daddy`s face all pale
Says come with me you hairy bum
I`ll put you in my jail

You`re a judge`s daughter
You`re a judge`s daughter
Why do I always get
The kinda girl I didn`t oughta get
Now I`m getting jail and torture
`Cause I made the judge`s daughter
(Spoken: Yes I did It was nice)

It seems they`re screaming law and order
When I go with anyone`s daughter

Woman I should like some peace
And daddy hold your tongue
I think you`re gonna die of fright
When I tell you what I`ve done
I can hear your tales and lies
You say I`m dumb and scraggy
But man this dumb and scraggy is
Your daughter`s baby`s daddy

She`s a lucky daughter
Such a lucky daughter
Why did I always get
The kinda girl I didn`t wanna get
Now I`ve got what I always fought for
`Cause I`ve married a rich man`s daughter
(Spoken: Waddaya think of that?)