My wife and I were happy in our trailer
But she didn't dig my runnin' round all night
She dream me a couple of times about leavin'
But you just laughed and took it kinda light
I should've paid attention to that woman
When she said she'd leave me if I didn't change
When I come home about sunup this morning
Now I detected something mighty strange

Oh her and the car and the mobile home were gone boys
She was takin' off while I was a carryin' on
Now things are really shot I come home to an empty lot
Cause her and the car and the mobile home were gone

Now the neighbors all around me were a laughin'
And it made me feel about ten inches tall
I guess I thought that she would never leave you
Not to mention taking car and home and all
You can talk about somebody be-wildered
I didn't know what to do nor where to go
I found a little consolation in my wardrobe
That you left scattered on the patio

Oh her and the car and the mobile home were gone boys
Oh her and the car and the mobile home were gone boys