Slick Nick stole the reindeer from the zoo
He fell down my chimney with a keg of brew
He put my dog out in the cold
Ripped off the candy from my sock
He's smoking cones and drinking scotch
Slick Nick you devil you
Slick Nick you devil you
I saw Slick Nick fall over the christmas tree
He was a whole different man
From what Mum and Dad told me
Spilling Jack Daniels all over the drapes
Spray painting a bad finger over the fireplace
Tattoos on his arms and knees
Well I never thought
Santa Claus could be such a sleaze ball
Slick Nick you devil you
Slick Nick you devil you
Dressed in red and overwieght
Stole the tv and the stereo
And the toys
The toys were broken too
You devil you
Slick Nick you devil you
I thought you were my buddy and chum
But your just a down town bum
Instead of putting presents in front of my eyes
You just told me a bunch of lies
You devil you
Slick Nick you devil you