Hey, today's my lucky day,
trust me and "Love is here"
Hey, today's our lucky day,
honest, no need to fear
Under starters orders they're off and running clear
And way out front it's "Love is here"
They're passing where I stand with betting slip in sweaty hand,
I let out a confident cheer
Hey, today's my lucky day,
trust me and "Love is here"
Hey, today's our lucky day,
honest, no need to fear
When I've won this race I'll take you any place
and buy anything your heart desires
And later, if you like, you can stay with me tonight
and help put out this fire
Hey, today's my lucky day,
trust me and "Love is here"
Hey, today's our lucky day,
honest, no need to fear
What the hell went wrong that donkey had it won?
The midget on it's back has let me down
Now she's gone home so I check the form alone,
there's a winner that must be found
Bollocks, today is not my day,
trust me, to pick that mule
Bollocks, there'll be another day,
that day I will come through
Bollocks, there'll be another day,
and on that day I will come through