Gosh golly its fun, pretending I'm me
Pretending I have as much talent, as fish in the Sea

But hey, wait a minute, let me think for a sec
Maybe I'm wrong, but I think I sound just like Jeff Beck

They other guys in the group as losers, for sure
They haven't figured out how to be rude, without cure
They don't know this vehicle I've found, for ranting and raving,
For slandering my palls, and entirely mis-behaving

So I’ll use this site here, for my mischievous abuse
Of my pals in the band, for who I have no use
Which is good, good because, once they see this I’m doomed
To cleaning the band toilet, and sweeping the band room!