I abided my time and I sat in your queue
I signed all of your wavers, so I could see you

We did all our research,
And you were the one!
For my specific Issue,
Your work had to be done

Oh my, how can this be,
Are qualities measured by the size of your fee

Your assurance oozed like a ripe juicy peach
How were we to know, you oath you would breach
Take this twice a day and you'll be right as rain
How were we to know, it would doubled the pain

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Oh, Dr How can this be?
Are your qualities measured by the size of your fee?
Oh, Dr I must be quit blunt
You're nothing more than a