Now who elected you judge and jury
In the body of a beautiful girl?
And I suspect heavy gerrymandering
At the single's bar

And now
I'm a man with conversation skills
And I'm a man with hundred dollar bills
And just a look my direction one time
Is all it's gonna take now

Come on

I know you think I'm just another sucker perpetrator
Livin' in the two-one-three
And I don't care what you say about any of that, no
It don't matter to me, and

I see you drivin' the wheel in your fancy car
You're a superstar livin' in the three-one-oh
And I will freak you like you've never been freaked before, now
And I'm ready to go, yeah

Come on now

Three two one I'm the bom
And I'm ready to go off on your ship
Three two one I'm the bom
And I'm ready to go off on your ship
Three two one I'm the bom
And I'm ready to go off
Ready to go off, now

Hey girl, when I'm fuckin' you
It's like nothin' else matters
Maybe we'll reach down between my legs
And ease the seat back

Three-two-one I'm the bom
And I'm ready to go off on your ship
Three-two-one I'm the bom
And I'm ready to go off on your ship
Three-two-one I'm the bom
And I'm ready to go off on your ship
Three-two-one I'm the bom
And I'm ready to go off
Ready to go off, now