Girls, the boys don't cheat in Iowa City
Iowa City nothing to do
Now they're crisp and they're clean
Iowa City
Iowa Iowa
Skies are blue

Not so, Chicago
Never, New York
When you're off and you're looking for something
What can you do?
Where can you go?

Girls, the boys aren't cheap in Iowa City
Iowa City nowhere to go
Now they're slippery and sweet
In Iowa City
Iowa Iowa
Burning slow

When you're off and you're looking for someone
What can you do?
Where can you go?
Iowa Iowa
Iowa City
Simply and truly, my dear
We may lose our hearts
We're so clever and witty
And find true love right here
Iowa City