VERSE 1
Don't stamp your foot at me,
It's impolite
To stamp your foot at me
Is not quite right
At man's ingratitude
A woman winks,
But such an attitude just stinks

REFRAIN 1
I have eyes for you to give you dirty looks
I have words that do not come from children's books
there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
And ev'rything I've got belongs to you
I've a powerful anesthesia in my fist,
And the perfect wrist to give your neck atwist
There are hammerlock holds,
I've mastered a few,
And ev'rything I've got belongs to you
Share for share, share alike,
You get struck each time I strike
You for me- me for me-
I'll give you plenty of nothing
I'm not yours for better but for worse,
And I've learned to give the well-known witches' curse
I've a terrible tongue, a temper for two,
And ev'rything I've got belongs to you

VERSE 2
Don't raise your voice at me,
That's very rude
To raise your voice at me
Is rather crude
It's wrong essentially when woman yells,
And confidentially, it smells

REFRAIN 2
I'll converse with you on politics at length,
I'll protect you with my superhuman strength
If you're ever attacked I'll scream and say , "Boo!''
And ev'rything I've got belongs to you
I will never stray from home, I'll just stay put,
'Cause I've got a brand-new thing called athlete' s foot
I'm a victim of colds, anemia, too,
And ev'rything I've got belongs to you
Off to bed we will creep,
Then we'll sleep and sleep and sleep
Till the birds start to peep
I'll give you plenty of nothing
I'll be