This must be the place, second place in the human race
Down in the basement, now, I know what he meant
Secondary modern but there won't be a problem
Till the girls go home

This is the hand that you never shook
You never gave me the chance that I took
Secondary modern but there won't be a problem
Till the girls go home

Is it out of the question between you and me?
Is it pleasure or business or a packet of three?

Nobody makes me sad like you
Now my whole world goes from blue to blue
Secondary modern but there won't be a problem
Till the girls go home

Secondary modern but there won't be a problem till
The girls go home, till the girls go home
Till the girls go home, till the girls go home