Signal fading, listen to what I'm saying
Testing, testing,
this better be worth all of the breath I'm wasting
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Barricaded in the talk radio station
Hostage taken
The red 'On Air' light shines on
Something cheaper than passes for free speech
Will have to do

Hear him coming through loud and clear
Trickling in your ear
He'll tell you anything you want to hear
The tape starts running
He's going to tell you something
Strings start strumming another humdrum conundrum
Signing off now,
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But there's one thing I should have said,
The hostage will end up dead
It's just a comedy, the hostage is me
So pay the ransom beyond the run-out groove and
Get my wife down here, a helicopter on the roof
No police marksman
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Mystery voices drowned out by too much choice
That's not to mention
The sad waste of this wonderful invention
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Libraries filled up with failed ideas,
there's nothing more for me there
I trust in tender ink and gentle airs

Do those drug dealers still polish women made of wax?
Gangsters and world leaders require the same protection from attack
From a distance it's hard to tell the difference
Between a king and a jack
Between a poet and a hack
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