qyan dan yan
ride on my scooter
eat my shit, im down like a bunter
suck my stick it will make you feel better
after your done readin my letters
(choras)
do do shaw lady oh so
me qua don do me quo
i wish i could stare ou sa windo
mo to shi sha bla bla bla

me keep shingin chinease rap
to my friend bo bo the majic cat
he likes cheese as so do i
but i shoot catty into sky! (me shi yah!!! OOOOH! MEAOOOOW!)
me got no friends
im shitty rapper
but no im poplar
i got a birdy named flapper
flap flap fla do do do
ring tang schong sochi o
mosi yo quan de as so
thats he chinease heritge
(choras)
do do shaw lady oh so
me qua don do me quo
i wish i could stare ou sa windo
mo to shi sha bla bla bla

and please dont eat my cheese
OH NO!
and please dont eat my cheese
FUCK HEAD!
and please dont eat my cheese
OH NO I GOT TURD IN MY MOUTH
OOH! GROSS
GET IT OFF MY TOUNG!