(Randy)-Fat man with and his kids and dog

Drove in through the morning fog
Hey there Rover, come on over

(Lois)-Well its nice to have a little music while we eat(Spoken)

(Randy)-Red headed lady, Reaching for an apple

Gonna take a bite, nope, nope
She gonna breathe on it first,wipe it on her blouse
She takes a bite
Chews it once,twice,three times, four times, stops!
The wife is thinkin', takes a hard long look at Randy
five times
Fat old husband walking over

(Lois)-Lets get the hell out of here(Spoken)

(Randy)-Yeah, There walking down the road
Left foot,Right foot
Left foot,Right foot
Left foot (SMACK)