*MB = Maids and Butlers
**Non-singing part
MB: We Only Live to Kiss Your Ass!
Butler: Kiss it? We'll even wipe it for you!**
MB: From here on in it's easy street!
Peter: Any bars on that street?**
Butler: 24 happy hours a day**
Peter: Oh Boy!**
MB: We'll stop Jehovahs at the gate!
Guard: May I see that pamphlet, sir?**
*Slap*
Peter: My God, This house is freakin' sweet!
Chef 1: I make brunch, Clive cooks lunch,
Chef 1 & 2: Each and Everyday!
Chef 3: Chocolate Cake, a la Blake!
Peter: 100 bucks, Blake is gay!
MB: We'll do the best we can with Meg!
Meg: Are you saying I'm ugly?**
Maid: It doesn't matter, dear, your rich now!**
MB: We'll do your nails and rub your feet!
Lois: Oh, thats not nessa- Oh My!**
MB: We'll do your homework every night!
Chris: It's really hard!**
Butler: That's why we got that Steven Hawking guy**
Peter: My God, This house is freakin' sweet!
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Used to pass lots of gas!
Lois ran away!
Now we've got 30 rooms!
Hello beans! Goodbye spray!
MB: We'd take a bullet just for you!
Stewie: Oh what a coincidence, I've got one!**
Lois: Stewie!**
MB: Prepare to suck that golden teat!
Now that you're stinking rich,
We'll gladly be your bitch!
Peter: My God, This house is
MB and Peter: Freakin' Swee~eet!
MB: Welcome!**
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Maid: Thats a wrap people, now lets get the hell outta here!
Peter: Hey! Wait a second! Where ya going?
Maid: The old bag only paid us up through the song
Lois: Well, we can just pick up after ourselfs
After all well just be here on the weekends
Peter: No, no Lois! It's time you start living like the
piece of Schmidt you are!
Lois: That's Pewterschmidt
Peter: W- Wait! You guys, You guys! Your all hired to be full time
Griffion servents!
Lois: Peter, Where are we going to get the money
to pay all these people?
Peter: Simple I uh sold our house in Quahog
Lois: You sold our home?!?
Peter: Suprise!
Lois: Peter, how could you?!?
Peter: Whoops
Non singing part over--------------------------------------
Singing Part------------------------------------------------
Peter: I reconize that tone!
Tonight, I sleep alone!
But still this
MB and Peter: house is freakin' swee~eet!