[Hey everybody, this is Combat Chuck,
And I love this song, because it's about me]
A real life superhero He's got the Holy Ghost,
He's either praising Jesus, or he's making toast
Ain't got no superpowers, ain't got no giant brain,
But he would try to help you, if he heard you call his name
There's some kids there in some trouble,
Need a Pepsi on the double
Then he shouts, not so quiet,
"Would you like regular or diet?"
Found a campsite for some kids,
By the stage is what he did
People ask why he's so nice,
Wants to be like Jesus Christ
[Go, go Go, go
Go, go Go, go]
Whenever you're in trouble, whenever you're in need,
Combat Chuck will help you, he nearly runs with speed
He's on the ball to same the masses,
Got some thick old horned rimmed glasses
His head is bald, he shaved it shiny
Kicks the Devil in his hiney,
[Ain't got no, cape, says they're too tight
Choose a path and does what's right]
People ask why he's so nice,
Wants to be like Jesus Christ
[Combat Chuck Go, go
Combat Chuck Pick it up, pick it up
Combat Chuck Go, go
Combat Chuck Pick it up, pick it up]