Master Ringo


Dear PFIQ,
Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, PFIQ, I have received many letters
I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of time to answer all
I finally got rid of the smell
Of the deep scrotum piercings
(mumble)
By putting a 5/32-inches barbell and a 5/16-inches ring
Now, air can get through
(laughs)

(FZ: Can you stand like that?

Hermann: Maybe I should read the text one whole, because again oh
FZ: Just just say "now, air can get through")

Now, air can get through
Don't ever quit putting out PFIQ, as it is most enjoy-able
I have them all
And go over them many times
You never heard anymore of Carl Carol, issue n number 14, I believe?
Keep up the great work I don't know what to pierce next

PS Do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep cockhead piercings?
Piercing the head of the cock must be painful
(OOHH!)
I had the head tattooed and it hurt like hell!
But I didn't want the artist to stop

Master Ringo
1970-WIM







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