The planet of my dreams
The EARTH, my EARTH
Is bulging at the seams
The EARTH, my EARTH
It's full of many schemes
And as the sunlight beams
The glory of our sciences
And militant alliances
Reveal their BASIC WORTH
Along the mounds of dead appliances!

The planet of my dreams
The EARTH, my EARTH
I hear it's muffled screams
The EARTH, my EARTH
and though it often seems
From televison beams
That ignorance is rampant there
And Govermental Goons don't care
I know that I shall not despair
And CHEAT like ALL THE REST
I'll just keep on
With what I do the best!

Cheat-Cheedly-cheat! Go Ahead!
I CAN'T DO IT!
Cheat-Cheedly-cheat! Go Ahead!
I CAN'T DO IT!
Cheat-Cheedly-cheat! Go Ahead!
I CAN'T DO IT!
Cheat-Cheedly-cheat! Go Ahead!
I CAN'T DO IT