Last night they held a beauty contest
And crowned my girl the best

She was voted the
Teen queen of the week
Now she won't even speak to me
Teen queen of the week
Success went to her head

Nominated the starlet of the month
Hasn't got the time of day for me
Starlet of the month
I was that I was dead, yeah

Popularity, you've got it
The whole darn world is your balloon
I'll be your flunky, your trained monkey
While the organ grinder calls the tune

I'm elected the prize fool of the year
Cause I'll stay waiting here for you
Teen queen of the week
Til you find a weak spot for me

La la la la la

Yeah, popularity, you've got it
The whole darn world is your balloon
I'll be your flunky, your trained monkey
While the organ grinder calls the tune

I'm elected the prize fool of the year
Cause I'll stay waiting here for you
Teen queen of the week
Til you find a weak spot for me

La la la la la