Teenage romance always a chance to get into trouble Now it's no fun, shotgun, far to young and they can't come out to play

When all the kids are having kids, today

Back seat like toast, mid-central coast they grow up so quickly No more Friday night drinks in the park, no matter what they say

Coz all the kids are having kids, all the kids are having kids, today

Terminate or church doorstep, sell them on the internet or up for adoption Or there's no more rock shows, drugs or cigarettes, stunt their DNA

When all the kids are having kids, all the kids are having kids, today

Forgotten dreams and wasted plans, (Contraception)
Memories airbrushed on a panel van (is an option)
Replaced with frowns and wagging tongues, (Contraception)
Washing lines and soccer mums (is an option)

Fast track up no time for cool, there must have been a hole in the golden rule At least you get the week off school

When all the kids are having kids, all the kids are having kids, all the kids are having kids, today