Hot sun beating down
burning my feet just walking around

Hot sun making me sweat
'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet

I can't dance, I can't talk
The only thing about me is the way I walk
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling everything

Blue jeans sitting ont he beach,
her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach

She's got a body under that shirt,
but all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt

Cos, I can't dance, I can't talk
The only thing about me is the way I walk
No, I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling

And checking everything is in place,
you never know who's looking on

Young punk spilling beer on my shoes,
fat guy's talking to me trying to steal my blues

Thick smoke, see her smiling through
I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool

But I can't dance, I can't talk
The only thing about me is the way I walk
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling

And checking everything is in place
You never know who's looking on
A perfect body with a perfect face