I was a rebel from the day I left school,
Grew my hair long and broke all the rules
I'd sit and listen to my records all day,
With big ambitions of when I could play
My parents taught me what life was about,
So I grew into the type they warned me about!
They said my friends my were just an unruley mo
And I should
Get a haircut and get a real jo

Get a haircut and get a real jo
Clean your act up and don't be a slo
Get it together like your big brother Bo
Why don't you?
Get a haircut and get a real jo

I even tried that nine to five scheme
I told myself that it was all a bad dream
I found a band and some good songs to play
Now I, party all night, I sleep all day
I met this chick she was my number one fan
She took me home to meet her mommy and dad
They took one look at me and said "OH MY GOD!"
Get a haircut and get a real job!

Get a haircut and get a real jo
Clean your act up and don't be a slo
Get it together like your big brother Bo
Why don't you?
Get a haircutand get a real jo

Get a real jo
Why don't you get a real job?
Get a real jo
Why don't you get a real job?

I hit the big time with my Rock N' Roll band
The future's brighter now then I ever planned!
I'm ten times richer then my big brother Bo
ButHe's got a haircut and "real job!"

Get a haircut and get a real jo
Clean your act up and don't be a slo
Get it together like your big brother Bo
Why don't you?
Get a haircut and get a real jo

Get a real jo
Why don't you get a real job?
Get a real jo
Why don't you get a real job?