I used to be smart
Got A in an open heart
Plus Highly inflammable bees
I will if you ask
Buzz into a flask
Filled up with cold coffee and tea

Just said it today
We go away and play
You'll buy us a toffee or two
With bottles of wine
To drink when we dine
Down at the Ritzy
Where people get tipsy
On mints strongly so
Lemon and lime, orange juice
Citrus fruits
Spring from the vine

And just in case you
Refer to my IQ
As being unbelievably low
Let me tell you this
With my very first kiss
I knocked spots off Valentino
With the rudy-o-doe