Man behind me you don't know
Likes it fast better than slow
Hates the lin drum
It's his foe
Drumming one man show
He's no p i t grad
Rearranging songs makes him mad

Hey darrin
Throw that stick away
You break two or three
Every time you play

Stop the music
Stop the show
Stop until I signal to go
Clacking always in the street
He's the master beat
Obsessed with aliens
He is my best friend

Hey darrin
Throw that stick away
You break two or three
Every time you play
Don't you worry
You'll be endorsed one day
Hey darrin
Throw that stick away

My friend darrin has a girlfriend
She loves him so much
Even loves his furry hand
He's a hockey fan the likes you'll never see
Likes it so much
Hanky panky with wayne gretzky
Star wars video game
He plays it like a pro
Looks like chewwy but thinks he's hans solo

Hey darrin
Throw that stick away
You break two or three
Every time you play
Don't you worry
You'll be endorsed one day
Hey darrin
Throw that stick away
Hey darrin
Throw that stick away
You break two or three
Every time you play
Don't you worry
You'll be endorsed one day
Hey darrin
Throw that stick away