My baby's got a helpless heart, she's got a thing for mistletoe
The kind of girl it's easy to believe in
I come home on a Saturday night, with not one thing to show
She asks me, "Baby, how are you feeling?"

And I tell her, that it ain't easy
To be a man like me
Yes I tell her, she listens and she standin' right by me
Oh, she must mean everything to me

My baby's got the gentle touch, she got the champagne in her soul
She's crazy 'bout candlelight and roses
She owns her body and her brain but her heart she can't control
She's everything to me and yes she knows it

And I tell her that it ain't easy
To be a man, oh man like me
Yes I tell her, she listens and she loves me tenderly
Oh, she must mean everything to me

My baby's got the misty eyes, she makes love like a hurricane
She tells me that she's true and I don't doubt it
The roof's leakin' and the bills ain't paid but still I can't complain
For when I'm with her I don't think about it

And I tell her that it ain't easy
To be a man like me
Yes, I tell her, she listens, she loves me honestly
Oh, she must mean everything to me
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