A is for apricot
B is for blossom
C is for cantelope
D is for dog-gone awesome
E is extremely blessed and endowed
F is for fabulous
That's what this song's all about

Big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walkin' up and down
The steps of the courthouse make you go downtown

I had to get some new tags
My plates had done run out
I had to get some new tags
My plates had done run out
And the tax assesor certainly left no doubt

That the big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walkin' up and down
Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom
Make you go down town

I met this meter maid, Nadine
She didn't carry no gun around
But she was packin' some 38's
Big tittie man get right down on the ground

Now the big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walkin' up and down
Steps of the courthouse
Make you wanna get a ticket and
Go downtown

I went downtown after work
This joint called the hot house
They had some big top women there
And whoo, they then came out

I said girl you sure look fine
With your uniform gone
She had hundred dollar bills
Stuck in her thong
Yea, big top women sure got it goin' on