I like to color with my crayons
I like to play with bloody tampons
I like to play with my G I Joes
I am always pimpin the hoes
Barney is my favorite show
Debbie Does Dallas is my favorite porno
My family's like the Brady Bunch
I eat little Cindy out for lunch
I like to slap girls in the face
HAPPY CAMPERS ROCK THE PLACE!