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Jeden Freitag mach' ich Lotto, ich kreuze Zahlen an,
ich weiß genau, welche Zahlen ich kenne.
Am nächsten Tag sitze ich mit der Pause vor dem
Fernsehapparat und gucke hin.
Da kommt die Lottofee und sie sagt meine Zahlen,
ich bin Millionär.
Ich habe mich vertan.
Ich habe mich vertan.
Ich soll auf den Markt, soll etwas leckeres einkaufen
gehen für zu Hause.
Die Frau hat mir einen Zettel geschrieben doch ich habe
ihn vergessen.
Ich kaufe 200 Gramm Kartoffeln und vier Doppelzentner
Mailänder Salami.
Als ich nach Hause komm' haut mich meine Frau mit der
zusammengerollten Zeitung, damit nicht handscheu werde.
Ich habe mich vertan.
habe mich vertan.
Ich geh in ein Geschäft hinein, will mir eine schicke
Jacke kaufen.
Die Verkäuferin packt mir Shrimps ein in einer schönen,
kleinen, runden Plastikdose.
Ich geh nach Hause, stell mich in den Flur und zieh' die
Shrimps einmal über, schau in den Spiegel, dass sieht ja
gar nicht aus, ich war wohl im falschen Einkaufshaus.
Ich habe mich vertan.
Ich rieche den Dreck, ich atme tief ein. Ach ist es schön
wieder zu Hause zu sein. Was ist nur mit mir los?
Ich bin jemand anders.
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