In the garden of Eden
In the middle of last week
There was Adam and Eve
Plus myself, aka the Proto-Geek
Feel alone? Just date the snake
Since you're wheel no 5, just accept your fate

Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek
The future's lookin' god damn bleak
Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek
It's a pest when you're the best at suckin' the worst
Hup-two, left right, ein zwei
Proto-Geek

The godfather of Smiths
and blueprint for all dorks
Never could talk that talk or walk that walk
Feel alone? Just date the snake
Since you're wheel no 5, just accept your fate

Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek
The future's lookin' god damn bleak
Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek
It's a pest when you're the best at suckin' the worst
Hup-two, left right, ein zwei
Proto-Geek