(Stephens)

Just two minutes from the sea
Every room equipped with H/AC
Life is fun, for everyone
Down at holiday inn

Breakfast in the dining room,
And guess which ones are on their honeymoon
Blushing bride, trying to hide
Down at holiday inn

So come on people
We musn't be late
Theres a lot to do
And they'll be people
Standin in the bathroom queue
Don't let it happen to you

Life goes marrily along,
To the music of the dinner gong
Potted plants, maiden aunts
Down at holiday inn

Home made marmalade for tea
Swimsuits hanging on the balcony
If you can, get your tan
Down at the holiday inn

So come on people
You mustn't be late
There's a lot to do
And they'll be people
Standin' in the bathroom queue
Don't let it happen to you

Homemade marmalade for tea
Swimsuits hanging on the balcony
If you can, get your tan
Down at the holiday inn

Come next year, I'll be here
Down at the holiday inn
Down at the holiday inn
Down at the holiday inn