Hey all you girls, I've seen you at the parties
I've seen you getting drunk, making fools of yourselves
But its okay! I'll get together with you anyways
Just as long as I never see you again
You say you want love, bud do you think I really care?

All you were was a "one night stand" and all I wanted was your sex
Come on all you girls lets get together
We're gonna have a great time
I'll take off your clothes, then take off mine and then we'll begin to dine!!

Hey all you girls, I'm feeling really horny
I've got a big ol' boner sticking out of my pants
But it's okay! I'll get together with you anyways
Just as long as I never see you again
One time possession and you don't mean shit to me
All you wanted was a relationship and I just wanted you to suck my dick!