Won't you visit my town?
Ain't too far, you just go eight miles underground
And take The Diamond Mine straight to my street

Everybody you know
Is dying to meet you
('Cause they all told me so)
And Tojo booked you HoJo's bridal suite

Light a candle with a star
Turn around and there you are
On my street you can drive no car

Anybody could see
The Flying Doctor's been barking up the wrong tree
Cecil B De Mille lives on my street

CY O'Connor's feeling depressed
And Gypsy Rose Lee is always under-dressed
While Liberace is playing with his feet

Fly Sinatra to the moon
You'll be back by afternoon
On my street you can call the tune

You're on my street