The theatuh, the theatuh
What's happened to the theatuh
Especially where dancing is concerned

Chaps
Who did taps
Aren't tapping anymore
They're doing choreography

Chicks
Who did kicks
Aren't kicking anymore
They're doing choreography

Heps
Who did steps
That would stop the show in days that used to be

Through the air they keep flying
Like a duck that is dying
Instead of dance
It's choreography