Hi, remember me my name's Stan,
I'm the one who threw myself over a bridge, the shady fan
Well guess what I'm not dead and I'm coming after you shady,
Cus it's your fault I killed my girlfriend and my baby
All you had to do was to reply to my letter, and ask me how I've bin,
But you didn't you just ignored me, so fuck you too slim
So when I see shady, I'm gonna kill him,
I don't care if the police find me and I go to prison
Cus if he dies justice will be done,
Yesterday I went into town and brought a gun

Come on you don't wanna shoot me do you stan?
Come on man, don't be stupid drop the gun out of your hand
No slim, I'm here now, I might aswell do it SIREN RINGS
Who called the mother fuckin' cops? oh no I'm in shit!
I called them stan, I think you need some help,
What are you gonna do after you kill me, kill yourself?
Yeah! What I got to live for shady?
I'm broke, got no house, got no wife, got no baby
Fuck you slim, don't try and talk me out of killing you
I don't care if I go to prison for a year or two
Yeah, but stan I don't wanna die I got a family,
If you go to prison, you ain't never gonna have a wife and baby
I know you're right slim but I might aswell do it, I'm here now,
The only family I got left is my mom and shes a cow,
I got no friends, nobody likes me,
But stan, if you kill mwho's gonna take care of hayley?
Ok slim shady, you've persuauded me,
I'm gonna start a new life in a new country,
But the cops are coming slim what am I gonna do?
Just go stan, run and I'll cover for you