TV Repair


Receiver: Good afternoon, who is speaking?
Kissel: Alright, i'll put the small talk I got a TV from your daddy from today I sent one of these Mexican kids in He brings a box to me and it ain't working! He's trying to fix it now!
R: Why do you always have to scream I can't even hear
K: I can't hear I got a bomb that blew up me box of WW Toll I can't hear nothing
R: Okay
K: He's working on the TV now
R: Who is the salesman?
K: I don't know a little fella there Hey!
Pico: (talking to Kissel in background) There ain't no future, i'm sure nothing's gonna pitch 'em!
K: Pico, I'm talking to the man!
R: What TV was it?
K: I don't know it's one of those Japanese TVs I don't know where the hell Can you help me fix this thing? Hello?
(noise in background that sounds like the TV, the other receiver approaches)
Receiver 2: Hello, my name is Robert How can I help you?
K: Hello?
R: Hello?
K: What happenend to the other guy?
R: Excuse me?
K: I was speaking to a guy he put me on hold I bought a TV and that think's busting up on something
R: Okay, you have a what?
K: I sent a mexican kid to pick it up he's trying to work on it now I can't do nothing I'm sitting down on one of them wheelchairs
R: Right, now what kind of TV is it?
P: You're forgetting the box that's all you got in damn pee!
K: Shut up! I'm talking to the guy!
R: What kind of TV is it?
K: The kind of TV you watch some call
P: Where do you want me to put this one?
K: He wants to fix the back of it, what should I do? I can't do nothing I don't know nothing without by reading glasses Because, everytime he's trying to fix it in the back something keeps hopping in with the picture
R: I-I I don't understand what's going on
K: I bought a TV and it has a working problem!
P: He's trying to put it with the blow on!
K: Don't touch nothing in the back before I go! (screams by getting electrocuted, but he's still alive) What are you doing? He's burning he's burning down the house with that TV what should he be touching the back?
R: Nothing Nobody should be touching anything
K: You said, you said he should be touching in the back?
P: He's playing around with that that ruler
K: Touch it in the back the guy said touch it in the back
R: No, don't touch anything
K: He said (Pico screams and gets electrocuted this time) Ah! Ah!
P: I think i'm blind!
K: Ah, see now his are all smoking now What the hell are you talking about touching for?
R: Pull the plug out
K: He ain't dead yet
P: I'm trying to pull the plug out That thing no workin
K: Hey!
R: If you do want my help, you have to call me back Thank you, bye







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