Charlies in the bathroom eating the tooth paste
Mummas in the kitchen getting off her face
Dad's in the basement playing with knives
While Lily's in the dog house eating fliesat my house

Carrie's in the bedroom talking to no one
Lily's in the laundry hiding from a thunder storm
Dad's in the basement playing with knives
While Lily's in the doghouse eating the flies

When will the boys, come around to play
And when will she kiss me, will I be ok
When will he go back into the verse
And when will she kiss me, in her universe

I'm in the paper looking for a jo
Connor is in the sailboats running from the sharks
Well Julie's in Ireland thinking shes a lepricaun
Kerry's back at school cause
someone's got her grades wrongat my house

Jared thinks he is Dr Evil
And Wesleys hair is Evil Knevil
Well I think Mark talks to much
Its time to go back to the chorus

Back When My Jeans Were Still Blue
And I Had The Hell Spikey Do
We Could Take Two Parties In One Night
Add Nine Scoops of Hibiscus Delight

And we were young And freeyou and me