He's like Jekyll and Hyde a mad man mastermind
He doesn't know he does it but he does it all the time
A male medusa he'll turn you all to stone
With one look and one whiff of his cheap cologne
He'll make believe you're his friend and then he'll turn around
He'll whisper bad about you so you can't hear a sound
He'd even sell his brothers soul to be a rock and roll star
To get chicks and write hits on his signature guitar

I really like him though

Oh–a-oh-a-oh
I really like him though
Oh–a-oh-a-oh
My little John Doe
Oh–a-oh-a-oh
He wears his pants so tight that I can't sleep at night

He's got 5 to 10 girlfriends at any givin time
But I don't really care as long as sometimes he's mine
I thought the 80's were over but I guess I was wrong
Cause his glam rock hair made me write this song

I really like him though

Oh–a-oh-a-oh
I really like him though
Oh–a-oh-a-oh
My little John Doe
Oh–a-oh-a-oh
He wears his pants so tight that I can't sleep at night