Earthling
I love the way that you walk
Earthling
I love the way that you walk
With your three little legs draggin' on the ground
Now when you walk
The people talk

Earthling
I love the way that you prance
Earthling
I love the way that you prance
With your two little feet inches off the ground
O you're so advanced
You can even dance

I guess I forgot
Been 7000 years since I could walk that way
C'mon show me how to play
Yea I must 'a forgot
Now I have to know what makes you move the way you do
I wanna examine you

Earthling
I love the way that you talk
Earthling
I love the way that you talk
With just one little mouth you could blow up the world
Now when you talk
The people walk
Yea I guess I forgot
Now I have to know what makes you move the way you do
I wanna examine you

C'mere Earthling
Let me take you aboard for awhile
Let me just have a look
I wanna examine you
Now I put you here
I just wanna see how you're doin'
C'mon now pull 'em down and let me see
Cough Stick out your tongue and say, "Ah"
Say what's a nice little being like you doin' on a dump like this?