(Joe Perry, Charlie Farren)

Blue collar, white collar
My eyes are going mink collar
Blue collar, don't gotta hear more
So you shake your pole
Listen to the rock 'n' roll
Woo, yeah

I wanna be the tv police
A minute, get a minute
Your gonna try to be a working man
Ask to many questions
You got a homestead
Get the boat, we'll leave ya come in
You gotta run for your life
Woo, yeah

I wanna see the tv police
I wanna watch the tv police
I gotta see those tv police
I gotta be like the tv police
I gotta listen to the tv police

Click on the boob too
I must be a boob too
You know, I'm watching the radio
Ya get cop shows, flops show
Ya get game show, no shows
I got tv overdose
Woah, yeah

Ya know, I gotta listen to the tv police
I gotta watch the tv police
I wanna see those tv police
I wanna be like the tv police
I wanna listen to the tv police

Wellgot a minute, get a minute
Your gonna try to be a working man
Ask to many questions
You got a homestead
Get the boat, if you come in
You gotta run for you life
Woah yeah

Ya know, I'd love to see the tv police
I wanna watch the tv police
I wanna see those tv police
I wanna be like the tv police
I wanna listen to the tv police
I wanna watch the tv police
I wanna see the tv police

TV police, police
TV police, police
TV police, police