Have you ever been driving down the road
And come up on a fella who was just poking along straddlin' the white line
And when you try to pass him he'd speed up
Ha ha well around here we call this falla a Road Hog
This is a story about him and his eventual end

Well me and my buddy went a ridin' last night
Me and my buddy went a ridin' last night
We topped a hill and we saw his lights
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When we saw him we almost died when we saw him we almost died
He was a comin' at us on our side
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My buddy said that fella sure come mighty near
Probably some learner who don't know how to steer
And then I saw his lights a comin' up in my mirror
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He passed us a goin' bout a hundred I guess
He passed us a goin' bout a hundred I guess
And then he slowed down to twenty or less
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I tooted my horn and I started to pass I blinked my lights and I started to pass
And then that Road Hog stepped on the gas
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You'd better get him up some money for bail
You'd better get him up some money for bail
Cause tomorrow morning he will be in jail
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The boys will have him in the morning behind bars
The boys will have him in the morning behind bars
Cause I'm the County Sheriff in my unmarked car ha ha ha
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