"It was Homecoming Night at my high school
Everyone was there, it was totally cool
I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
'Cause my best friend Debbie was Homecoming Queen
She looked so pretty in pink chiffon (Chiffon)
Riding the float with her tiara on (Tiara on)
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand (Bouquet)
She looked straight out of Disneyland!
You know that Cinderella ride
I mean definitely an E-ticket (E-ticket)
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing 'Evergreen'
Then all of a sudden, somebody screamed:
Look out! The Homecoming Queen's got a GUN!!!

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!
Debbie's smiling, and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh! Buffy's pom poms just blew to bits
Oh no, Misty's head just did the splits!
My best friend is on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me!
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period?

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!
Stop it, Debbie, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress
An hour later, ,the cops had arrived
By then the entire glee club had died - no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop
Tear gas, machine guns even a chopper!
Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of that float!
Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said,
She aimed and fired, and now the math teacher's dead!
Oh, it's really sad, but kinda of a relief,
I mean we had this big test coming up next week

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!
Debbie's really having a blast!
She's wasted half of the class!
The cops fired a warning shot and she dove off that float
I tried to scream Duck! but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip; it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard, I couldn't work my Instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, why'd she freak out?
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near

So I ran down and said in her good ear
Debbie, why'd you do it?
She raised her head and smiled and said
I did it for Johnny
Johnny, well like whose Johnny? Answer me Debbie whose Johnny
Does anybody here named Johnny?
Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny
But he was a total geek He always had food in his braces
Answer me Debbie whose Johnny
Oh God this is like that movie Citizen King
You know where you later find out Rosemary was a slut
But we'll never know who Johnny is because like she's dead

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run the Homecoming Queen's got a"