I buy things that are made to measure
I like to throw 'em around, hit it
Opener cullender throw this handle
They come together and they make a big sound
They come together and they make a big sound

Variety is the proposition
Modern is out of date, hit it
Neatest fitting comfy handles
They come together and they make a big sound
They come together and they make a big sound

CHORUS

All across the land
Its made for the hand
All across the land
Its made for the hand

Mould and patterns add to interest
Hand made on a hand made face, hit it
Made and curved by ergonomics
They come together and they make a big sound
They come together and they make a big sound

Repeat CHORUS

Ergonomics are efficient
Make you think in symmetry
Use the manual it's tradition
Made to aid you instantly