Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared, incase I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering if I'll get down the stairs

Yeah, clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you

Well I'm, stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to wipe this smile from my face
Losse control and I'm all over the place

Yeah, clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Well you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say please, woah please
ohhh no

(Clowns to the left of me, joker to the right)

Well you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say please, woah please

Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared, incase I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering if I'll get down g-get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am
Here I am stuck in the middle with you