People think I'm rude
Think I gotta bad attitude
But they cant see
the real me
When I say I love justadude

They think I love Bert
They dont know how it hurts
The only one for me
licks me where I pee
mops up the goo with his shirt

I love him so much
It's not just a crush
Gonna love him till I die
Stick a needle in my eye
Justadude
Justadude

You've got the right site
Gonna go there all night
It's really the bom
Ssshhhhdon't tell my mom!
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