Hello, open the door
Guess who's gonna ring the chimes
That's right, lend me a paper
You know I've change you right

Oh, girl, make it a quick one
I'm only here tonight
I know, sadder but wiser
I'm still the same old guy

Take a look at me
See, I couldn't look no better
Girl, I'm at my peak
And that's a fact, that's a fact

Take a part of me
You know it couldn't feel no better
Take it all with ease
Before you break your back
Or get a heart attack

I'm a wonderful thing, baby
Such a, such a
(Wonderful)
I'm a wonderful thing, baby
Such a, such a

Goodbye, sorry I can't stay
But I don't have my style
I've got a dozen or more babes
To see before I fly

Hot stuff, beggin' to see me
Why should they really pry?
Come on, give me your blessin'
You're still the first in line

Take a look at me
See, I couldn't look no better
Girl, I'm at my peak
And that's a fact, that's a fact

Take a part of me
You know it couldn't feel no better
Be sure that you breathe
Before you break your back
Or get a heart attack

I'm a wonderful thing, baby
Such a, such a
(Wonderful)
I'm a wonderful thing, baby, baby
(Wonderful)

I'm a wonderful thing, baby
Such a, such a, such a wonderful thing

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
Okay, alright, go home
Let's just, let's just start with the A's
I just want you to show you something
Just start with the A's, alright?

Now Aida, right? Anna, right?
Anita, Anita too
Abby, you remember Abby
Abby, this is Abby, Abby Long

Abby Long, I'm goin' up, eh
Something Boulevard, hey, hey
You remember Abby, no? Right

And there's, eh, Amanda, Amanda Blue
Amanda Blue, hi, Amanda
How many is that? I ain't countin' no more
There's, eh, Sophie

Ho-hold it, ho, ho, ho
Who is Sophie?
Why don't you talk about the A's?
(I'm a wonderful thing, baby)

Hold it, hold it, hold it
(I'm a wonderful thing, baby)
Vincent, are you ready for some more B's?
Hahaha

(I'm a wonderful thing, baby)
B's, there's Bonnie, Becca