CARTMAN
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Kyle's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesdays and Saturdays she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super king kamaya maya beeeyotch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
Shes a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's just a dirty bitch!

Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit something like this!

(Weirdass shit)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
Shes a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

I really mean it
Kyle's mom
She's big fat fucking bitch!
Big old fat fucking bitch
Kyle mom bit-cha!!